:O - what's this, a change - to the url, banner AND name of the blog. Reader, I know you don't like change, and the ever-changing winds of time unsettle you somewhat, but the blog has moved on. Well, it's kind of a moot point seeing as the blog was previously entitled 'CARDS and other irrelevant shizz' when in fact no cards of any kind were ever featured on said blog, so there hasn't really been any 'moving on' in terms of the content of the blog, just a good re-titling really.
Anyway, some time ago,
http://everydayimramblin.blogspot.co.uk/ told me to write a post about her. This is that post.
This is my friend Sarah.
Some say her eye is wonky because she ate too many Wonka bars and it went to her head.
Some say she was born from two satellites colliding above the Indian Ocean.
Some say she was raised by raisins.
Some say she's a reincarnation of Louis the racist snail who tragically lost his life in Paris.
Some say her skin is made of denim.
Some say she's the lovechild of Mufasa from the Lion King and Elvis.
Some say she has a crotch of pure gold.
Some say she once broke her face.
Some say she lives in a rooftop village where she can swing from branch to branch with ease.
Some say she shot the sheriff (but she didn't shoot the deputy).
Some say she can speak Narwhal.
Some say she can maim tigers with a single stare.
Some say she has issues with fruit due to her heritage.
Some say she can text with thought.
Some say she has fathered a litter of children in Mexico.
Some say her favourite hobby is painting pictures of the sun on the backs of rodents.
Some say she has more than 8 limbs, but hides them to avoid being asked to do more work with them.
Some say she cleans her home with a mop made out of the hair of Iggy Pop.
Some say she wants to settle down at the age of 30 with only a pound coin and a moustache to keep her company.
I just think she's a bit weird, and possibly a serial killer. But don't let that put you off her.
Sarah, ladies and gentleman.
BYE