How are you guys? Apologies for the lack of postage.I was sleeping.
Excited
It's 3 days guys. 3 days. Those of you who are thinking, 3 days? 3 days? I've forgotten something. WHO'S GOD DAMN BIRTHDAY IS IT? WHY HAVE I FORGOTTEN? OH DEAR GOD, I'M A SICK EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING. Yes. Yes you are a sick excuse for a human being. The Nintendo 3DS, my friends who have lives, the Nintendo 3DS is out in 3 days. I despise you for not being excited. I'm excited. I'm not even getting one in 3 days. I'm getting one in August. On my birthday. In August. On the 28th August. In 5 months time. Yet i'm weeweeing at the prospect of the 3DS.
Alice
So I have to write a post today apparently, and in this post I am to include one Alice Ferguson.
Alice is a funny child.
She is married to English Teacher because of their shared love for brie.
Today she was unexpectedly attacked by Eda which resulted in mass hilarity amongst people.
She enjoys pulling caves to which she has given birth to.
Her Disney song recital skills are immense.
Her forehead is also famous.
And this is why we love Alice Ferguson. She's a babe.
Oh, btw, Katie Price and Kate Middleton use iPhone to get plastic surgery in Fukushima.
Tabs, Bitch.
ReplyDeleteIt's Jessie.
Obviously.
Brap.
xxx