Things Of A Giggle-Worthy Nature

Some things in this world are boring, crappy and generally normal. However, then every now and again you come across something in this black and white world that is so brilliant that it blinds your tiny greyscale-adjusted eyes and launches your previously immature and inexperienced state of mind into a rainbow of pure awesomeness. Recently, one of these things became apparent to myself and my younger, less successful sister. Narwhals. They are beautiful - not classically beautiful - they kind of look like a walrus's dead grandmother who mated incestuously with her deformed unicorn brother, but they HAVE A HORN. ACTUAL UNICORN - LIKE CREATURES EXIST IN THIS WORLD. Beautiful. Jeremy Kyle is also a glorious ray of sun on the dead crops in the fields of existance. The families featured are beautiful like Narwhals are beautiful... sure, they lack teeth and basic spelling, but even before they appear on the notorious tv show, they have to perform the gruelling task of calling the number - '123456'. That's the Jeremy Kyle number. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. Every time i see this i laugh like it's the first - they've felt the need to make it THAT easy to apply. I'm pretty sure that from then on you just have to be able to spell your name (you have to hand it to them - judging by most of the names on the show, they probably have a hard time of it - eg Misheechta was on last week with a fascinating story into how her mother had sold her for a wrap of weed. It was only an 8th.).

There are many things in this world that make Tabs happy. These are just two examples. So go forth children and enjoy the little things... sorry Jessie, kind of treading on your Zombieland approach there... awks.

BYE.