Jeeves' Unanswerables

So, I was casually doing some homework when I came across a BBC News Article outlining what it referred to as 'Jeeves' Unanswerables'. I was intrigued. Naturally, I read and it is true that, when thinking inside the box, these questions are unanswerable. But let us leave the box far, far behind and answer the unanswerable.

THE ARTICLE - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-11368424

What is the meaning of life?

Ah. Deep end much. Life is for the fun times :) there are the sad times in life :( but they are to make sure that we appreciate the good times more :D. I'm not religious. At all. But, the meaning of life is probably different for each person that is asked. Ask a scientist what the meaning of life is, he may say it is to discover all that is to be discovered. Ask a parentwhat the meaning of life is, he may say it is to procreate children and sustain happiness. Ask a pope what the meaning of life is, he may say it is to do God's bidding. Ask a feminist what the meaning of life it, she may say it is to stop people referring to all positions of power such as scientists, parents or popes as 'he'. Either that or it's to get drunk on a bouncy castle. Probably the latter.

Is there a God?

Depends what you mean. I have recently found God in Jake Gyllenhaal when I saw Donnie Darko. I say no more.

Do blondes have more fun?

No. They just think they do because even the most mundane tasks are hilarious for them. I joke, many of my friends are in fact intelligent, witty blondes. Well one, and she's like this most of the time.

What is the best diet?

The best diet is the one that features the Dominoes Meateor pizza the most. It's not a healthy diet. But it's the best. All hail the Meateor, with it's warm bbq sauce, sparkling infusion of explosions on the tastebuds with the salt and grease collaborating to create a volcano of awesomeness. Oh, Meateor. I have so much faith in your cheesey goodness. Excuse me a minute...

Is there anybody out there?

Where? Space? Yes. Well, there might be in a few million years or something i don't know. In all fairness we are basing our lack of belief in intelligent life on other planets / in other universes on the lack of contact made by them. GIVE THEM A CHANCE :O. Honestly, if we can't contact them then why should they be able to contact us? Oh, human race - you should listen to Tabs more often.

Who is the most famous person in the world?

Your Mum. Those two words are probably said wayy more often that the words The Pope or The Queen or Barrack Obama. So, your mum is the most famous person in the world. Go congratulate her with a cup of tea or, if you are american and don't drink tea, a big mac.

What is love?

A chemical. Deal with it non-rationalists of the world.

What is the secret to happiness?

Scientists and psychologists would probably say a healthy diet, exercise and mental stimulation. However i think you can be given all the happiness you need in life from these two pictures.

Did Tony Soprano Die?

Who?

How Long Will I Live?

A closing thought - as long as you are happy and prosperous is my answer. But if you get hit by a car then that theory may be proved to have a few loopholes. If we are talking about the spiritual meaning of the word 'living' then as long as you want I suppose. But if we are talking scientific, with all the passive or active smoking, drinking, global warming and stupidity i'd give the human race an average life span of about 60 years. Unless there are cars about.

BYE