It's Christmas Time, there's no need to be afraid ...

... unless you have a phobia of trees. And food. And presents. In other words, there is no need to be afraid if you don't have dendrophobia, anticipatory gift anxiety or anorexia. Now that that's all cleared up, let's discuss Christmas.

Some facts about Christmas:

- It can take up to 15 years to grow a 6-7 ft Christmas tree. That means that when most of us were enjoying our first or so Christmas days, the trees that we are abusing in our living rooms now were just starting out a babies. Awwwww, ickle bubba twee.

- Mince pies are traditionally supposed to be eaten in silence, and with a wish. Bit awks...

- Every Christmas, the UK drinks about 250 million pints of beer and 35 million bottles of wine. In other words, every boxing day, the nation wakes up feeling 'a little delicate'...

- £50.6 million is spent on mince pies a year and the average family spends £170 on Christmas dinner. So it's sad times if you're anorexic...

So yeah, happy christmas, i'm not really sure why a lot of this christmas post has revolved around eating disorders... but anyway, have a good one :)