An 18 year old's outlook on the rofls of life

Thursday, 9 February 2012

I Am So Tired...

... my eyes feel like they're conducting a terrorist attack on my face
... I make dead people look like the picture of sunshine
... when I close my eyes, I find myself in an alternative dimension, with chickens... and sporks
... my arms feel like pillows... PILLOWS OF LEAD
... when I yawn, severe weather warnings are issued
... I screamed at my blanket because it wasn't 'blanket-y enough'
... my face is melting off my head
... i'm praying for a random coma possession where I go into a world of dead people and get trapped by a guy with a red face
... South Park doesn't make sense
... i'm hallucinating white specks in the sky
Just thought I should let you know... cos you all care so much about my tired-ness. I JUST WANT TO SLEEEEEEEEEEP.

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