E-H

So, the time has come once again to update. So, how are you guys?
On with the alphabet.

E - Elephants are too big. I know it's kind of a random yet obvious point to make, but it's true. Everyone's supposed to be in awe of these massive, grey blobs and I suppose baby ones are cute and they can be pretty awesome sometimes. But when you do venture out of your house into the unknown world and spend a day at the zoo, you spend about £10 to watch elephants eating, sleeping or shitting. It's NOT MONEY WORTHY. If I wanted to watch animals shit, I would go to the monkey enclosure - at least its entertaining cos they eat it... some good times. So what I suppose i'm saying is that elephants aren't a problem to society, it's just having the public pay extortionate amounts to watch them go about their lives.

F - I was going to talk about facism here cos i felt intellectual, but as it turns out i just spend an hour and 15 minutes writing whatever I could about The General Strike and I can't do anymore history. Instead, I will talk about a much more light hearted but equally infuriating subject. This guy.



I think it's great, don't get me wrong, that this guy's hilarious and he's been recognised, so it's not too much this side of what he's done that pisses me off.



ANGER ANGER ANGER ANGER ANGER ANGER ANGER ANGER ANGER ANGER ANGER ANGER ANGER ANGER
WHY DO THIS? People in the world live in poverty, starvation, other mean things, and he feels the need to make them suffer this too? HE'S GONE CORPORATE ... and this angers me muchly. The songs included in his album are too awful to put into this blog because there are some things a person shouldn't write about another human being in a blog. So, before I kill someone, i'm moving on.

G - Getting sacked. Don't judge, it counts as a G. So, many people fear being fired or sacked, it inhibits production in the workplace and lowers self esteem. This fear can be self destructive as well as destructive to those around the sufferer. One of my best cures for this fear has been tried and tested and has worked for every sufferer I know that fears being sacked. Don't get a job. Then you can't be fired, nor do you have to leave your bed, get dressed, or live like a normal person. It's a good way of life... or so i've been told. Weekends are always a rave.

H - Human centipedes. You know the scary thing about this whole story is that some maniac wanted to ACTUALLY do this. :o. What has to go so horribly wrong in your life that will make you want to, and yes, fantasise about, this kind of thing. Too gross. The film is not only sick, but in terms of directing, storyline and acting, it was shit. And yet, it's the kind of film that gets everyone talking, like seriously talking, and you don't really want to watch it on your own but you want to know what happens, so you wikipedia the plot and read it with a permanent grimace on your face and then go puke. And that, is why so many people like it. I'm not one of those people. I prefer films with substance. Like Horton hears a who and The Sorcerers's Apprentice.

So, that's your lot for today. As Eda wanted to be part of the next blog, I will add in an extra little nugget of joy for her. Edazor Bozan is a strange little child. We aren't allowed to work together in Drama. She likes diet coke and ice cream in the morning. She's met the tall guy from Diversity. She goes mental in my car and thinks my dad's name is Mark-with-a-C. When her dog was a puppy he got medicine on my new black shirt and her hair can defy gravity. So, Eda hope that suffices. Au revior peeps.