The Fun Times that I Enjoy

Hey peeps. I don't even know if there are any peeps to address... non-existent peeps. How are you in your non-existent ways? So anyway, in a person's life, they understand that they are bored with the boring existence that many refer to as, life. When people usually reach this stage of teenagehood, they do one of three things. Number one, they gang rape and kill people. Number two, they do school work. Number three, they take up one meaningless hobby that will never get them anywhere in life. I did two of those things... Obviously not the school work.

Wait for it, nah - I was never involved in gang rape - i'm just too white and nerdy, they wouldn't accept me, it's a very formal affair, being initiated into a gang. Not that i'm in a gang. Gangs are mean. I don't like mean people.

So anyway, I decided to take up doing card tricks - mainly after I watched Derren Brown's 'Something Wicked This Way Comes' tour and decided I wanted to do that. Obviously I settled for card tricks after googling Derren Brown and finding out it took him, like, 20 years to learn all his stuff and as many know - I have the intention span of an ADHD squirrel.

7 months down the line and I can kind of work out how to use these things the professionals call cards. In fact, my card collection has since grown to a significant size and i mean if God had a card collection, mine would look like Jesus's. That is, quite good but just not the real thing, my cards don't have beards. Or sandals. Neither are they the son of God. If you believe in that kind of thing...

Anyway the point is I have an obsessively large collection of cards which don't behold the powers of the holy spirit. I like doing these card tricks - but I do get out - just not as much as regular people, or people with no legs. I'm not dissing the legless, in fact i think they're awesome, i'm just trying to say that i don't have that much of a social life - it's small but it's not non-existent.