Animals

I'm watching Vets In Action at the moment - it's sad :( . There is, however, a cow on it. I like cows. Cows are independent but not cocky. They just stand there like, "i'm a cow, i'm happy, i produce milk - here take some - it's good". They're happy go lucky characters - I like that a lot in an animal.

I like cats too - but for a different reason - kind of the opposite reason. A good cat loves you and only thinks of himself as better than you.

A bitchy cat is arrogant and shows you he is better than you. I love my cat. You probably know that by now. But my cat is more like - please

say with Russian accent - "i like you, you can stroke me, but not for long times cos then I get cranky - but don't leave me too soon or i give you wide eyes and watch guilt burn your soul."

As with cats - I believe there are two kinds of dogs - adorably stupid and fantastically intelligent. I am both a dog and cat person - I love both equally. But dogs are so much more open about their love than a cat. My favourite Dog is Mia - a golden lab. She's like - "I have your shoe. I'm going to show you the shoe so that you know I have it. Do you want it back? Go on, it's right there, take it. HA YOU'RE STUPID IT'S MY SHOE NOW FIND THIS IN THE MORNING."

Rabbits are small and gross. The ones with red eyes creep me out especially - they bore into YOUR MIND. They can tell what you are thinking and they WILL judge you. Just remember that next time you make eye contact with one of these tiny bitches - they can pick up your thoughts. You have been warned. Don't blame me when one of these innocent little fluff-balls steal your pin number from your brain and buy cars, mansions and energy drinks with your hard earned savings. Think before you trust them.