O - Q

O – Orangeness. Orange people belong in the chocolate factory singing verses of chirpy songs and dying their hair green, not on the streets of Tonbridge. It’s become such an issue nowadays that people are starting to blend in with phone shops such as ‘Orange’ and sunsets. I say, ditch the expensive foundation that has become permanently stuck to Britain’s face, drink Sunny D – it’s a lot cheaper and only takes a couple of years to orange up your little pale face. :/ .

P – I had difficulty thinking of subjects beginning with P. So, like with all difficult questions in life, I turned to Google. Google was useless. It gave me this word, however, which i LOVED. Apparently a plasmodiophoraceae is a real word. It is a family of fungi that often cause hypertrophy in seed plants. I suppose that could be fairly annoying.

Q – I enjoyed this greatly. Quentin Blake is one of my favourite illustrator – to be honest he’s the only illustrator that I know the name of and so exists in my world - like saying Barack Obama is my favourite black president. So anyway – BACK TO THE POINT.

It looks like the little happy stick people are enjoying a quick rape while promoting the children’s book.

Okily Dokily – small nugget of funny things that I have encountered recently.

A very good friend of mine, we shall call her Kiefer, after reading my blog in History a couple of days ago, turned to me in shock. She stared at me in such a cold manner I was convinced she was staring right into my soul and slowly crushing it. It was the kind of stare that makes your head scream at you to turn away and yet you find yourself drawn to the stare, not able to move or even breathe. It was pretty intense. After a few blood-freezing seconds, she slowly said to me the following, “you think Lady Gaga has a place in this world???? LADY GAGA HAS ONLY A PLACE IN AN ASYLUM” Lady Gaga has a place in this world Kiefer. Deal with it.