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U -Underage cockyness. I am speaking, of course, not about all year 7s, 8s and 9s but of the ones who stand infront of you in a corridor, motionless while you struggle to get past. I am speaking of the ones who laugh at you as you casually fall over infront of the giant windows in the canteen. I am speaking of the children who take the last fish and chips at lunch right before you, the children who take your seat on the bus. These children, year 11, should be stopped. If we don't then who will? Who will stop these bubbas if we don't? The next generation of year 11? No. Year 11, I have learned that violence is not the way with year 7s. Teachers don't seem to see the need for hitting the years below us. Neither can you swear at them. Year 11, we cannot torment nor bully them - we need to stay good for sixth form otherwise we'll all die.

So, how do we stop them? Simples. We can't. There will always be annoying year 7s, as all years below your current age group will be stupid and infuriating - it is something that we have to learn to live with. I'm sorry, but for now we just have to make do with the issues presented by these pre-pubescent children. For example, to ensure no year 7s get fish and chips on Fridays just take away the chips. Steal them. Chips are the only reason people buy fish and chips - so steal the chips and, if you're feeling particularly profitable, sell them to year 10 and above. BANG. Problem solved. :/ .

Hope this has helped the year 11s of Great Britain in their plight against the babies of our secondary schools. And to any year 7s who are starting secondary school in the summer - ignore this post - please don't freak out about being physically abused by older years - it's not that bad. Joking. It's fine. Please don't commit suicide - would put a downer on my, like, life.

Bye. xx