An 18 year old's outlook on the rofls of life

Saturday, 26 February 2011

Annoying Sister is Annoying X(

My sister is a weird and infuriating being. At the moment - she is keeping me up, when I really would like to be far away in sleepy sleep land, by giggling downstairs with one of her year 9 mates. :/ . They are baking.

BAKING.

At 1:00 AM. BAKING. The only people who bake in the early hours of the morning are paedophiles stocking up for a full day of child luring with cakes and biscuits, wedding planners and insomniacs. As my sister fits in to none of those categories, even though one time I did find her eyeing up and Reception kid at my old school christmas fair, she SHOULD NOT BE BAKING IN THE EARLY HOURS OF THE MORNING. It's not even good baking. They must be drunk or something cos they put a load of baking powder, flour, milk and red colouring into a baking tray and now it's breathing and bubbling in my oven. Annoying sister is annoying. She should really stop with the unnecessary inventions now. She recently bought a pair of headphones but they were, apparently and I quote "too scratchy" so Sister thought it appropriate to cut up MY TIGHTS and tie them around her headphones. :O . Not scratchy any more though.

So, have you guys ever done anything weird in the middle of the night - keep it clean people - Eda, Jessie, Beccy - don't get too excited this isn't going to turn into some kind of sick chat room where you can share your experiences and get off on others'.

Farewell children and good night

p.s THEY HAVE JUST TURNED THE TV ON FULL VOLUME - I ENVY MY PARENTS SLEEPING ABILITIES

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